Unicorns are essentially just goats or horses with a horn on its head. Both of these animals can be used as both a food source and a means to make other things (such as gelatin, glue, etc.). Why would someone think that an animal so low on the food chain is awesome and more powerful than a zombie? Humans may have started low on the food chain, but we have surpassed pretty much all animals with the use of technology and superior intelligence. Even animals with no natural predators are preyed upon by us. But zombies surpass humans in every way. They are tireless, vigilant, and absolutely unstoppable. And seriously, who would want to eat a zombie? They smell horrible and are WAY past their expiration date. Here is the food chain as it stands including zombies. (Note that unicorns are included in the animal section.)
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Canned Unicorn Meat has also been made more readily available by ThinkGeek. The website features a fabulous recipe for Savory Unicorn and Heirloom Tomato Bruchetta. Mmmmm! Unicorn reportedly tastes like rotisserie chicken with a hint of marshmallow sweetness.
And lastly, pop singer Lady Gaga was immortalized in a painting partaking in unicorn meat.
And she features her love for zombies in this awesome song. Team Zombie FTW!!!
** This post is for Velvet's September Zombies. **
** The Lady Gaga painting was created by Rose Briccetti. **